In any case, last night we did a bit of late night grocery shopping. I made the mistake of going down the seasonal aisle at our local Walmart and this is what I saw:
Peeps even have a new flavor to get your tastebuds jumping–all part of their evil plot for world domination.
Peeps on a stick? Nefarious!
And the worst one of all were these JUMBO bunnies (they’re called large but when set next to the regular ones, I think we can all agree “large” isn’t an apt descriptor). MG took one look at these and said: “Chairman Bunny?”
They’re trying to legitimize the bunny by giving him a bow tie! No. NO! Resist, people. This is unadulterated turpitude in a yellow box.