MG and I were in a goofy mood today at Walmart. I snapped a few pictures to go along with the chats.
The first was this roll of stuff we found in the cold cases. “Chili with Beans Condensed”.
Me: I don’t understand what that is. It’s…that’s like two different things that make you explode…condensed…into roll form.
MG: The house wouldn’t survive.
Then we wandered into the Easter aisle.
MG: Check that out. It would explain so much. You know…how they can’t shoot.
MG: He was frozen in choco-onite
Me: This is kind of horrifying. *picks up the chocolate bunny baseball player* I mean…look at his eyes. They’re looking down like ‘oh my god. Look my HUGE penis.’
MG: *shakes his head and walks away*
Then…I walked into the thirteenth circle of hell. IT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR!!
MG: Look, they have Peep cups now. They want you to DRINK them.
Me: *shudders* *sees the sweet lemonade, blue raspberry, and other flavors beneath and shudders extra*
MG: Look, a Peep Kabob.
Me: *laughs* That’s the only good Peep. A DEAD Peep.
Me: Look, this pasta sauce has a pearl necklace.