Today Isabelle Saint-Michael stopped by for a crazy/awkward interview. There’s also a giveaway to celebrate, so make sure you scroll on down for that. Check out her Otherworld Realm books, and they’re going to be on sale December 21 to December 27, Practical Uses$1.99 and Holiday Spirit .99!
Lillian Chambers was just an ordinary high school teacher, until she fell through a Fairy Circle. When she came to on the other side, she was surprised to find herself in the company of an Elven prince she thought only existed in her dreams. Now she’s slaying monsters and rescuing Prince Tallyn, instead of playing the part of the damsel in distress.
Tallyn had been the protector of his kingdom for over one hundred years. He knows that the world is filled with danger around every corner, but these days he’s finding himself babysitting the annoyingly fearless Lady Lillian.
When their worlds collide sparks fly, humorous situations ensue and the only thing for sure is that neither will ever be the same. Practical Uses for Princes with Pointed Ears takes readers on an adventure into a modern fairytale where we explore what it really means to fall for Prince Not-so-Charming.
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When life handed half-werewolf Grace MacGregor a pink slip four weeks before Christmas, she was determined to get back to work as soon as possible. She just didn’t expect it to be the very next day – or at the North Pole. She now has four weeks to make other people’s holiday wishes come true, but will she be able to grant her own while she is at it?
Justin Kringle is the nephew of Santa Claus and his job is to keep operations of the Pole on point. When Grace is dropped bed and all into his work shop, he can’t decide if it’s love or hate at first sight. First impression: she’s a total mess. Can he keep her on track and remember to not mix business and pleasure?
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Crazy/Awkward Tour Interview with Isabelle Saint-Michael
Q: Create a cocktail based on your book. What is its name? What’s in it? How does it knock us off our asses?
A: From: Holiday Spirit for Hire
Dwarven Good Morning Kiss
1 shot Peppermint Schnapps
1 shot Baileys
2 shots Kahlua
1 shot of Espresso
Shake with ice then serve in a frosted mug with a Candy Cane for garnish.
With 4 shots and a hit of espresso you won’t care if it’s Monday or Friday morning. You’ll start your day with a smile on your face and a skip in your step.
Q: A warlock appears and gives you a choice: become a fairytale monster or die! What fairytale monster do you become (or do you die?!)? Describe your first day as this monster.
A: No contest, I want to be a Dragon! I want to be a Dragon from my fairy tales and blog. I’m going to figure out how to fly, shop for treasure and eat virgins. Heck, if offered this option I may request he make me a Dragon just for the heck of it!
Q: Which movie star, current or dead, would you have turned into a vampire?
A: Kyle Schmid. Not because he played one – in fact I would require, he not be made into a vamp until he hit at least his current age. Kyle is super approachable, a total nerd at heart and absolutely funny in that charming sort of way. I would totally want him preserved for future generations to enjoy.
Q: Prohibition round two starts tomorrow and it prohibits your favorite product. Name that product and what you’ll do to get your fix.
A: Coffee, totally without a doubt coffee. I can’t go into details about what length I would go to obtain it. If I did it could be used against me later as something called “Evidence”.
Q: A TV producer wants to make a soap opera with you as the main character. What is the soap opera called and what is your fancy soap name?
A: My soap opera would be called Jetlag and my character name would be Isabelle Saint-Michael because it is just that cool of a name!
Q: Describe your perfect minion.
A: I HAVE the perfect minion. My editor Lisa is the absolute best. Aside from helping me get amazing books out to my readers she is one of my closest friends. She kicks my ass when I need it. Calms me down when I am spazzing. (For that she deserves a medal or a trophy since I am a bit of a control freak.) She knows my coffee order and even does whiskey shots with me though she HATES them. I could never design a better minion or friend.
[Editor’s Note: Awwwwww, I love you too!]
Q: Name one odd thing on your desk.
A: An ear spoon.
Q: What song do you sing in the shower?
A: It’s not about the song I sing in the shower. It’s about the song I sing as I get out of the shower. For whatever reason, it has become habit to sing James Brown’s I Feel Good whenever I get out of the shower. Some days there is even a towel dance.
Q: What would be the title of your autobiography?
A: Isabelle Saint-Michael: The Musings of the Literary Insane
Q: What’s the weirdest thing that has ever licked you?
A: A Birthday Card, because it challenged me to sing the Birthday Song with my tongue on the red dot. (Bonus: My dad thought the card was so funny he bought it for me 3 years in a row.)
Q: Fill in the blank: You wake up inside your favorite movie. What movie is it? And…you hope you are ___________ and that you get to ___________ with ___________.
A: A Christmas Story
I hope I am Ralphie and get to play with the Flag Pole with the suction tube they use for the tongue stuck scene with flick. Why Ralphie you ask? I would love to be a natural blonde.
Q: Fill in the blank: The _______ made me do it.
Q: Fill in the blank: You like stalking __________.
A: Mall Santas on Black Friday. They get really jumpy. Even better if you stay out of sight and carry Jingle Bells.
They think they are going [crazy].
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